Tuesday, March 6, 2007

What's All the Excitement About?


Yaml is going to the 2008 World Series of Poker in 2008 and will more than likely win the whole thing. As an investor, you can come along for the ride, the fun, the frolicking and of course the near certain winnings.

The entry fee is $10,000. I will raise the entry fee via a group of "Investors" and i will personally pay all expenses for the potentially 11 day long tournament. These investors will then share in any winnings as outlined in the rules section.

Wake the kids, call the neighbors - This is the investment opportunity of a lifetime - spots are limited so hurry!

Global 2000 corporate sponsors will be considered and will receive special VIP packages(call for details) along with logoed apparel printing for almost guaranteed TV coverage while i am on the final table.

Monday, March 5, 2007

2008 WSOP Investor Rules & Guidelines


The Rules Are as Follows:- Yaml will be contributing all expense dollars for the week( i.e. airfare, hotel, beverages, taxi, food, beverages, beverages etc. )

- All investment dollars will go toward the entry fee ONLY. Minimum investment is $100.

- Investor group returns will be based upon 70% of winnings less income tax.

- The intent is to play in the 2008 WSOP. In the event I do not play by 2009 all monies will be returned to investors in full - with reasonable interest - (interest will be based upon the savings account rate/tax/time held etc. )

- Monies collected will immediately be put into standard savings account at Citizens Bank- All corporate sponsorships will receive apparel real estate

- Final Winning Pool is defined as any monies won at the WSOP Main Event minus $10,000 (which will carry forward to the next years WSOP for entry and same investment percentage)multiplied by .7

- Prize formula is Your Investment/10,000 * Final Winning pool
- In the event of a re-entry, all investment rules and percentages will carry forward.

BUFFALO HARLEY DAVIDSON BECOMES SILVER CORPORATE SPONSOR


Fairport, NY March 6th, Lamy announces today a major step forward towards the 2008 WSOP as Buffalo Harley Davidson becomes a major corporate sponsorship. Lamy of course will be wearing logoed apparel on route to the final table.

Says John Brinkworth, President of Buffalo Harley Davidson "We are excited not only by the tremendous investment opportunity but also the potential for extended ESPN coverage. With our new store opening, we feel that this will result in a major boost in store traffic and sales."

Rochester Area Mortgage Services Becomes GOLD Sponsor




Fairport, NY March 6th, Lamy announces today a major step forward towards the 2008 WSOP as Rochester Area Mortgage Services becomes a major corporate sponsorship. Lamy of course will be wearing logoed apparel on route to the final table.

Says Jerry Frate, President of RAMS "We like Rob's chances out there. If anyone can do it he can. I would expect some extended TV coverage and a healthy return on our investment. Rochester Area Mortgage Services is thankful for the opportunity to be a sponsor and looking forward to a great tournament."

BTW if you are looking for a mortgage for your new home or interested in refinancing your current mortage please call 585-385-4400 for the best rates and service you will find.

Money Raised to Date

$3,220

Current Investor List

ROCHESTER AREA MORTGAGE SERVICES

KEN NOLAN - SNAIL ON A RAZOR

"Quite simply: Hollywood believes in Robert Lamy....
he was there at the start of Snail on a Razor, Inc., and he will continue to bring riches and glory to this Hollywood company. We look forward to celebrating his victory in Las Vegas.......
we will be there to watch you, your sunglasses on your face to hide the glory you feel as you realize you've been dealt two bullets, and the dealer turns over an ace on the flop, then another on the river, and you push all in, and you XXXXing rip the last guy's XXX sac off and shout: "XXXX you Chris Moneymaker, I XXXXing beat you, you fat XXXX."

BUFFALO HARLEY DAVIDSON

Bill Lamy

Scott Stafford


Matt Bailey "Using the widely accepted Capital Asset Pricing Model, we conducted a rigorous analysis to determine the likelihood of Young Yaml's success and the required rate of return for potential investors. Our findings indicate that the beta coefficient for the asset (Yaml's unequaled skill at NL Hold 'Em Poker) is zero, which means that any investment will unquestionably produce a risk-free return. We have upgraded Young Yaml from "Hold" to "Market Outperform" and advise you to get in on this lock pick immediately".

Matt Nolan "I believe in Football, the healing Powers of PXXXX, and Rob Lamy in the WSOP."

Robin Pitt "I am just glad to have the opportunity to be a part of this. With the background that Rob has, I look at this as a good sold investment with secure returns."

Steve Lamy "Yaml will make Daniel Negreanu grovel like the sniveling little dweeber bitch that he is"